Friday, September 28, 2007

Buy the right sized condoms, please...

Dear sir:
Please buy the appropriate sized condom for your penis. And please, also, if it isn't too much to ask, "pull out" as soon as possible after you are finished. One of the nastiest things I have to do at work is pull your wadded-up used condom out from your wife/girlfriend's vagina.

Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Your Emergency Room Doctor

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